
Cheers to 2025
Every New Year holds promise, as though it is any different from the turn of
“If I can’t have it, neither can you.”
By the time the noise settles, nothing has changed except the exhaustion. The shells are still slick. The metal still smells of salt and rust. The rim is still empty.
In the Open Bucket
An open bucket, a restless climb, and the pull from below.
The bucket is wide open to the air.
Its rim is only a few inches above the restless pile, and still not one crab leaves.
At the bottom, they clatter over one another in a wet, scraping churn of shell and claw. Legs click against tin. The metal walls ring with the small hard noise of bodies testing for escape. One crab finds the curve of the bucket, lifts itself, and begins the climb. It moves with a fierce, awkward determination, gripping the rusted side, hauling its weight inch by inch, its shell slick with brine, its claws searching for purchase.
For a moment, it looks almost free.

Its body rises above the others. The pale underside clears the crowd. One claw hooks over the rim. Beyond it is open light, a strip of sky, a different world just beyond the edge.
Then the movement below changes.
The crabs underneath do not scatter. They do not make room. They surge upward. A claw catches a leg. Another grips the shell. Another snags the climber from behind. What had seemed like a ladder becomes a trap of living hooks. The crab jerks, strains, clings. The bucket rattles. Water flicks from the shells. For a second it hangs there, caught between escape and the grasping mass below.
Then it is dragged back.
It falls into the pile with a hard, slippery collapse, swallowed again by the same tangle of claws and backs and shining eyes.
Another tries.
Again the lift, the scramble, the trembling reach toward the rim. Again the sudden grasp from below. Again the pulling, the tugging, the blind refusal to let one body rise above the rest. Every climb disturbs the heap; every nearing of the edge summons a frenzy of claws. No single crab stays high for long. The ones beneath drag at whatever is above them. The one above kicks desperately against those beneath. Upward motion lasts only a moment before it is turned into a struggle, and the struggle into a fall.
The bucket remains open. The way out is there the entire time.
Yet inside it, escape becomes a brief spectacle repeated over and over: one crab reaching, several others fastening on, the whole bucket shuddering, and all of them ending where they began—crowded together at the bottom, moving, climbing, pulling, failing.
A close-up of the hard face inside the scramble.
“If I can’t have it, neither can you.”
By the time the noise settles, nothing has changed except the exhaustion. The shells are still slick
In the Open Bucket
An open bucket, a restless climb, and the pull from below.
The bucket is wide open to the air.
Its rim is only a few inches above the restless pile, and still not one crab leaves.
At the bottom, they clatter over one another in a wet, scraping churn of shell and claw. Legs click against tin. The metal walls ring with the small hard noise of bodies testing for escape. One crab finds the curve of the bucket, lifts itself, and begins the climb. It moves with a fierce, awkward determination, gripping the rusted side, hauling its weight inch by inch, its shell slick with brine, its claws searching for purchase.
For a moment, it looks almost free.
Its body rises above the others. The pale underside clears the crowd. One claw hooks over the rim. Beyond it is open light, a strip of sky, a different world just beyond the edge.
Then the movement below changes.
The crabs underneath do not scatter. They do not make room. They surge upward. A claw catches a leg. Another grips the shell. Another snags the climber from behind. What had seemed like a ladder becomes a trap of living hooks. The crab jerks, strains, clings. The bucket rattles. Water flicks from the shells. For a second it hangs there, caught between escape and the grasping mass below.
Then it is dragged back.
It falls into the pile with a hard, slippery collapse, swallowed again by the same tangle of claws and backs and shining eyes.
Another tries.
Again the lift, the scramble, the trembling reach toward the rim. Again the sudden grasp from below. Again the pulling, the tugging, the blind refusal to let one body rise above the rest. Every climb disturbs the heap; every nearing of the edge summons a frenzy of claws. No single crab stays high for long. The ones beneath drag at whatever is above them. The one above kicks desperately against those beneath. Upward motion lasts only a moment before it is turned into a struggle, and the struggle into a fall.
The bucket remains open. The way out is there the entire time.
Yet inside it, escape becomes a brief spectacle repeated over and over: one crab reaching, several others fastening on, the whole bucket shuddering, and all of them ending where they began—crowded together at the bottom, moving, climbing, pulling, failing.
A close-up of the hard face inside the scramble.
“If I can’t have it, neither can you.”
By the time the noise settles, nothing has changed except the exhaustion. The shells are still slick. The metal still smells of salt and rust. The rim is still empty.
And in the open bucket, with freedom hanging plainly overhead, every crab helps make sure that none gets out.
. The metal still smells of salt and rust. The rim is still empty.
And in the open bucket, with freedom hanging plainly overhead, every crab helps make sure that none gets out.

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An interesting depiction of how some people view achieving success